Dear mom..

Could you give me a current account balance on my brownie points?

I need just a few things..

A toothbrush: those suckers cost $4! It was that or a latte. Figured you'd want to buy me a toothbrush though, might make you feel better about paying health insurance.

A microwave: I like my coffee black, but not my popcorn. There's plenty of "feeding African children" funds started. Why not a "feeding college children decent food" fund?

More cookies please. As always. Could you send them in paper bags this time? There's too many guys here, and they're catching on to what comes in ziplock bags from mom.

The remote to my stereo: pretty sure I left it at your house. The beds here are like 5 feet in the air! Changing songs is a pain.

A ladder: see above if you didn't catch why.

Chick flicks!: Living in a school with this many men means that 98% of the time the auditorium is monopolized by Rambo, Stargate, and movies where most of the actors don't live to the credits.

Photos: I need some on my walls, but I'm pretty sure I don't have enough brownie points to ask for a printer yet..

A little brother: So I don't have to run across campus from class 27 times daily for everything I forget in my room.

Love always,
The kid you almost got rid of.
But not quite. Don't you love the internet?
=) Brenna