As someone who can comfortably down an entire pumpkin pie in
a day, it has been the product of much mental energy to create such a pie as
would prevent a personal caloric Armageddon. To clarify, I do not eat an entire pumpkin pie in one sitting. However, replacing all three daily meals with pie is not entirely unheard of. Pie with a side of eggs? Sure. Pie with a side of veggie burger? Why not. Pie with a side of salad? Absolutely.
Four or five pies later, I believe
that I have a success. A pie, the entire caloric dent of which is equal to the
dent made by a single slice of traditional pumpkin pie, complete with protein,
fiber, complex carbohydrates, and a healthy dose of beta carotene. Quite
simply: suitable to substitute for any and all meals on an given day for any
number of days in a row. Attention trending health sensations: I have
discovered the new superfood. This beautiful pie is also fantastically free of
unidentifiable "fat free" or "sugar free" substitutions
that are code name for chemical shit-storm.
Being in my own apartment, I have thoroughly enjoyed the freedom to cook and eat and make a mess of anything and everything that I like, and, lately, what I like is pumpkin pie. Today, I purchased Stevia in the Raw to substitute naturally for the sugar, silken tofu to substitute for part of the eggs/condensed milk, and lite coconut milk to add just a hint of creaminess and decadence, while simultaneously hydrating my hair and skin. I also added a tablespoon of cornstarch and two tablespoons of EnerG Egg substitute to take care of the little pool of liquid that I found in the center of my last pie.
And, Voila, success. I shall now consume pumpkin dessert at an unprecedented rate, with minimal guilt. The holiday season may come and go, but the training season never ends. In the spirit of GO BIG OR GO HOME, I will have my pie, and my protein too.
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